Gordon Haber

The one on the left is composing a sonnet. Photo: Leslie Jones Collection, Boston Public Library.

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1. Use only gluten-free notebooks.
2. Walking on a desk treadmill while you write will help you stay fit and also make you look like a complete tool.
3. For arm strength, type with 5-lb free weights duct-taped to your wrists.
4. Do 10 burpees after every sentence.
5. Switch to lo-carb whisky.