5 Guilt Free Writing Tips

by Gordon Haber

The one on the left is composing a sonnet. Photo: Leslie Jones Collection, Boston Public Library.

The one on the left is composing a sonnet. Photo: Leslie Jones Collection, Boston Public Library.

 

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  1. Use only gluten-free notebooks.
  2. Walking on a desk treadmill while you write will help you stay fit and also make you look like a complete tool.
  3. For arm strength, type with 5-lb free weights duct-taped to your wrists.
  4. Do 10 burpees after every sentence.
  5. Switch to lo-carb whisky.