Gordon Haber

Writer, editor, mediocre guitarist

Category: Writing Tips

5 Guilt Free Writing Tips

  (More fun with the traffic-glomming Tweak Your Biz Title Generator) Use only gluten-free notebooks. Walking on a desk treadmill while you write will help you stay fit and also make you look like a complete tool. For arm strength, type with 5-lb free weights duct-taped to your wrists. Do 10 burpees after every sentence. […]

Joseph’s Stalin’s Secret Guide To Writing

  [NB: I was hunting around for blog topics when I came across the Tweak Your Biz Title Generator. I entered “writing” and “Joseph’s Stalin’s Secret Guide To Writing” came up.] The Soviet Union needs a Great Purge — of adverbs! Eliminate the passive voice as if it were the kulaks. If you want to […]

Top 10 Best Writing Tips of All Time

  Keep your ass in the chair. Keep your ass in the chair. Keep your ass in the chair. Keep your ass in the chair. Keep your ass in the chair. Keep your ass in the chair. Keep your ass in the chair. Keep your ass in the chair. Keep your ass in the chair. […]

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