From My Adjuncting Diary

by Gordon Haber

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I

I had a conversation with a student writing about Bedouins in Israel.

“In Bedouin culture,” she wrote, “it’s okay to steal.”

I asked her if she had any direct experience of this.

“No.”

Had she heard of anyone who had direct experience of this.

“No.”

Had she read a newspaper article about it.

“No.”

So then how did she now?

“Everybody knows,” she said.

 

II

P. comes into class with a radio(!) blaring Alex Jones. Now I get why it’s been impossible to teach him about reliable sources.

I worry about P.’s mental state.

He missed a class because he was “up all night worrying about the tsunami.”

When he didn’t send me an outline, it was because “The radiation scare put behind schedule. I was putting plastic on all of my windows.”

 

III

T. is a charming kid with braces (an indication that someone loves him). But he can barely write a sentence and he says he can’t afford the handbook.

I lend him my extra one, give him specific readings, tell him to come back with questions. He doesn’t come up with any so I make him stay after every class to work on his writing. After a couple of weeks, it improves.

Just before the deadline, he drops the class.