Have I Got a Terrible Job for You!

by Gordon Haber

Interested in getting a job that’s time-consuming and badly paid but that you can do in your pajamas? Then sign up for your Certificate for Online Adjunct Teaching, a four-week course that will teach you how to “identify strategies to effectively orient students to learning online,” “recognize and establish an appropriate social presence” and “get muffin crumbs out of your laptop keyboard.” (That last one I made up.)

Course prerequisites:

  • A computer and an Internet connection (duh)
  • Pajamas
  • $450

That’s right, Future Online Instructor! It’s only $450 to learn the same skills that, unless you’re a complete schmuck, you already use on Facebook ($600 if you don’t live in Maryland)!

Sign up now for this great opportunity for throwing away money professional development!