Pilots I Pitched That Did Not Get Picked Up
by Gordon Haber
Brain Food
A zombie who solves crimes survives by eating the brains of other zombies.
NCIS: Skokie
The Naval Criminal Investigative Service investigates a mysterious rash of zombie slayings in a bustling Midwestern metropolis.
Accounts Slayable
A sexy, suspenseful thriller about a CPA who solves group health care tax fraud cases with the help of a crusty IRS attorney and a zombie.
Untitled Johnny Weir
A high-flying skating correspondent who desperately seeks attention with flamboyant outfits solves crimes while evading zombies.
All In The Family 3000
The reanimated head of Archie Bunker makes racist remarks while evading zombies.
The Ill-Matched Duo
The wacky adventures of a slovenly sportswriter and his closeted roommate as they navigate the zombie apocalypse.
Dead Letter Office
In this fast-paced postal thriller, a zombie postman and his unemployed, wisecracking zombie best friend investigate a shocking zombie conspiracy that will change the course of their zombie lives.
A Few Ideas I’m Still Refining:
How I Met Your Cousin
Law and Order: SUV
The Vagina Dialogues
you used to watched ziombe movies a lotThe reason you keep dreaming about ziombes is because you have watched so many of the ziombe movies that it created a connection in your brain that was formed from repeat exposure to those types of movies.That connection in your brain is called a neuronet connection. Advertising works because the more exposed you are to a certain ad like McDonald’s or Coca Cola, the more prone you are to eating and drinking that stuff. If is no different if you watch tons of ziombe movies. The more you repeat something, the more you become it.In order to completely stop dreaming about ziombes, you have no choice but to never watch another ziombe movie again. If you watch another ziombe movie, you are reconnecting that neuronet again.It takes 21 days to stop a habit. It takes a lot longer than that to stop a habit in a dream. In your daily life, your habit is ziombe movies, therefore in your sleep state, you continue the habit.Only patience will grant you your wish