Gordon Haber

Dorothy Parker. Photo: edenpictures via Flickr.

1. Keep your ass in the chair.
2. Keep your ass in the chair.
3. Keep your ass in the chair.
4. Keep your ass in the chair.
5. Keep your ass in the chair.
6. Keep your ass in the chair.
7. Keep your ass in the chair.
8. Keep your ass in the chair.
9. Keep your ass in the chair.
10. Keep your ass in the chair.*

*”Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.” —Dorothy Parker