Top 5 Psychic Predictions for 2015

by Gordon Haber

  1. You will see a link to a list, and you will click on that link, and you will lose three minutes of your life reading that list, and you will hate yourself for your weakness.
  2. Someone will get mad about something that has to do with Israel.
  3. In a futile bid at non-conformity, 70,000 white people will name their child “Mingus” or “Ella.”
  4. In an effort to gain support for his declining regime, Vladimir Putin will invade Russia.
  5. The stock market will be extremely volatile in 2015, leading to a stressful year for Wall Street, but not nearly as stressful as it will be for poor people.